hace unos días me encontraba viendo a Mitch hedberg un comediante que basa sus rutinas en juegos de palabras. estas son algunas de las frases que me parecieron mas graciosas e interesantes:

- One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said,"Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture is of you when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I'm older." "You son-of-a-bitch! How'd you pull that off? Lemme see that camera... what's it look like? "

- I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

- When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.

- Sometimes in the middle of the night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.

- My girl works at Hooters, in the kitchen.

- I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread. Ducks love bread, but they can't buy any. That's gotta be the biggest practical joke from God.